Miscellany

V2 Introduction

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Transcription:

Hello! Welcome. Thank you all for coming out tonight. It’s good to see you all.

This is a live recording, so please clap and cheer and have all kinds of appropriate reactions to what we’re doing here. Please do not have inappropriate reactions to what we’re doing here. How will you know the difference? You’ll know.

This is the second installment of the Never Rad Miscellany. In a few minutes, we’re going to be performing some live audio science fiction for you. Tonight, we’ll be hearing the second episodes of Peaceful Digiternia Heights, The Dark Sovereign, Phoenix Lights, and a Gentleman About Space. We’ve also got some other elements in there that are brand new and never heard before. Not even the people reading them have heard them before. Not even in their inner voice. What they have been rehearsing is a lie, and everything is different now. We are all different. The Universe is not what it once was. But I’m digressing.

I would like to thank our two Patreon Patrons for supporting us online for this show. Brittney Garcia, you’re the best. Kakos Industries… I think I’ve heard that name before. That’s weird. Also thank you. You’re welcome. If you’re interested in helping to keep this project going, please consider visiting our Patreon page (neverrad.com/patreon) and pledging at the $2 Junior Miscellanist pledge level, or the $5 Digital Season Ticket Holder level. Also, be sure to let us know what sort of digital goodies you want for your online support.

Most of that was for the people listening to the podcast. Those of you in the room don’t have to do anything else. Maybe buy another drink and clap when you feel like it. We will take your money, though. We will take all of the money. We’re in the process of designing a money singularity that will just absorb and attract all of the money to fall into its event horizon, and a trough where we can collect all of that money. I’m pretty sure that’s how singularities work. There’s a trough.

Thank you again for attending and/or just listening. Let’s get on with the show.