Sputnik and Greeb – Haunting
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SPUTNIK: I’m…Gorglax Sputnik.
GREEB: And I’m…working on recovering my licensure.
BOTH: We’re THE SPUTNIK AND GREEB LAW GROUP.
SPUTNIK: Has the disembodied voice of an eldritch horror begun haunting your thoughts?
GREEB: Does it disturb your dreams?
SPUTNIK: Have you begun to doubt your very worth as a being?
BOTH: The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group can specialize—
SPUTNIK: [aside to Greeb] I can do this one— [to ‘camera’] The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group has years of experience with restraining orders.
GREEB We absolutely do!
SPUTNIK: And we can get YOU the temporary or permanent injunction YOU need to ensure your peace of mind.
GREEB: Remember: if you can pronounce it, we can litigate it.
SPUTNIK: Call the Sputnik and Greeb Law Group