Sputnik and Greeb – Grocery
SPUTNIK: Have you been involved in an altercation in the self-checkout line of the Space Fry’s again?
SPUTNIK: Are you facing both criminal and civil charges as a result of your behavior?
GREEB: Look, I said I was sorry—
SPUTNIK: I’m Gorglax Sputnik.
GREEB: [slightly defeated] And I’m Marty Greeb.
SPUTNIK: And we’re the Sputnik and Greeb Law Group.
GREEB: The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group has experienced attorneys in every known legal specialty
SPUTNIK: And a few that Marty here made up.
GREEB: And at the Sputnik and Greb Law Group, we put that nonjudgemental and friendly legal expertise to work on your behalf.
SPUTNIK: The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is ready to work for you. Call us today at 224-225-5723 to talk to one of our paralegals.
GREEB: We will take your case. And we will get you off.
SPUTNIK: No, Marty, we decided we weren’t going to go with that—
GREEB: Call today.