Goddammit, Marty.

SPUTNIK: Have you been involved in an altercation in the self-checkout line of the Space Fry’s again?

GREEB: Look—

SPUTNIK: Are you facing both criminal and civil charges as a result of your behavior?

GREEB: Look, I said I was sorry—

SPUTNIK: I’m Gorglax Sputnik.

GREEB: [slightly defeated] And I’m Marty Greeb.

SPUTNIK: And we’re the Sputnik and Greeb Law Group.

GREEB: The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group has experienced attorneys in every known legal specialty

SPUTNIK: And a few that Marty here made up.

GREEB: And at the Sputnik and Greb Law Group, we put that nonjudgemental and friendly legal expertise to work on your behalf.

SPUTNIK: The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is ready to work for you. Call us today at 224-225-5723 to talk to one of our paralegals.

GREEB: We will take your case. And we will get you off.

SPUTNIK: No, Marty, we decided we weren’t going to go with that—

GREEB: Call today.