Sputnik and Greeb 2

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(Sputnik and Greeb is not a real law firm. Do not attempt to hire Sputnik and Greeb. Sputnik and Greeb is written by Kitt Keller, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Gorglax Sputnik, Matt Braman as Marty Greeb, and William Crook as satisfied customer Horble Smudge.)

Sound by Conrad Miszuk.


SPUTNIK I’m Gorglax Sputnik.

GREEB And I’m Marty Greeb.

SPUTNIK Have you been hurt in a rocketcycle accident?

SFX 1 Bang!

SPUTNIK Call the Sputnik and Greeb Law Group.

GREEB Ovipositor injuries sustained on the job?

SFX 2 Bang!

GREEB Call the Sputnik and Greeb Law Group.

SPUTNIK Mate colony breaking up?

SFX 3 Bang!

SPUTNIK The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group WILL handle the division of assets.

GREEB Medical malpractice?

SFX 4 Bang!

GREEB We take both plaintiff and defense cases. Call the Sputnik and Greeb Law Group.

SMUDGE (Chipmunk voice) When my family was accidentally vaporized by a terraforming crew on the third moon of Rigel Prime, Sputnik and Greeb got me compensation fast and I felt that they really understood my needs. I would never recommend any other law group.

SPUTNIK Take it from our clients: the Sputnik and Greeb Law Group fights for you. And remember:

GREEB We don’t get paid unless you do.

SPUTNIK That didn’t even rhyme!

GREEB It doesn’t have to. Sputnik and Greeb: Humanoid Injury Attorneys who work for YOU!

SPUTNIK Call now! 224-225-5723