Interstitial – Aud-Dribble

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(Audribble is not a real product. Do not attempt to purchase Audribble. Audribble is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Jamie Haas)

Sound by Conrad Miszuk.

NARRATOR: It’s the goddamned future.

SFX 01: Laser blasts. Dirt scattering.

NARRATOR: Between scavenging the wreckage of what used to be a quaint neighborhood for medicine and canned food and fighting off the hordes of, you know, them, it can be kind of hard to fit in all the reading you would like to do.

SFX 02: Monster groaning sounds. More gunfire.

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SFX 03: Fast heartbeat.

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SFX 04: An explosion.

NARRATOR: It’s the goddamned future. Get an audio book. Aud-dribble. It’s like having a book dripped on your ear.

You never learned to read anyway.

CREDITS: This has been a production of the Never Rad Miscellany. The Never Rad Miscellany is Produced and Directed by Conrad Miszuk. The sound effects are mixed and performed by Cody Hazelle. The credits are read by Matt Braman. The Aud-Dribble interstitial is written by Conrad Miszuk and performed by Jamie Haas, with sound by Conrad Miszuk. If you’re going to be in town, check out NeverRad.com for future show information. Get wonderful benefits by becoming a subscription donor at NeverRad.com/patreon.