Wyatt Carney has hacked his own afterlife. He and ex-(in both senses of the word) girlfriend Vivian Hughes have built themselves a digital mall, complete with digital Muzak, as a meeting place to get to know their fellow digital decedents. Their first encounter with one of their Digiternia neighbors doesn’t quite go as planned…and what […]

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Meet Lord Cesar Salamander: space layabout, space playboy, and space millionaire, constantly attended and assisted by his long-suffering, quick-witted robot valet QC Edgetest. In this episode, Lord Salamander explains the finer points of peacocking, attends the society soiree of Lady Upsilon, and turns a murder-most-foul into a meet-cute with alluring detective Saoirse LaFemme of the […]

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It’s June 1946 and private eye Pal Vargas is every bit the classic film-noir detective, right down to the hat and is deep in thought until secretary Minnie Brown opens the door with a beautiful woman in tow. Emma Blaise is a woman with a problem only Pal can solve: her husband is missing, and […]

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The crew of the collector ship Lucis has been sent out on a mission to explore the extremely-literally-named planet Hunk o’ Gray. Satellite information indicates the planet might—just might—support life. Scientist Tamara is excited to get the chance to be the first human to encounter interstellar life forms, while Captain Parker is cautious…well, skittish…well, really, […]

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After a long and full life, one-time computer security expert Wyatt Carney dies…then finds himself in Peaceful Digiternia Heights, a digital afterlife server that was abandoned decades ago while still stuck in Version 1.0. He’s got no way out, no way to talk to the outside world, and a constant companion in the form of […]