Sputnik and Greeb – Dancing
Are you from Oklahoma? The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is here to help!
SPUTNIK: I’m Gorglax Sputnik
GREEB: And I’m Marty Greeb
SPUTNIK: And we’re—
BOTH: The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group.
MFX: Generic dance music
GREEB: Are you from the Argelius Sector, Crab Nebula Exclusion Zone, or Oklahoma?
SPUTNIK: If you’ve been prosecuted for dancing, lascivious mostion, or possession of music with intent to distribute, you NEED the Sputnik and Greeb Law Group.
SPUTNIK: Our dance-law department has successfully defended dozens of cases across the quadrant, and in 3122, we were named a Firm of Prestige award winner by the Terpsichorean Legal Association.
GREEB: The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group can and will take your case all the way to the Spacepreme Court if necessary.
SPUTNIK: Though typically, Sputnik and Greeb clients are either acquitted on a technicality or settle out of court for a significant financial windfall, depending on whether the case is civil or criminal.
GREEB: Whether you want to create a new legal precedent or just cash in on the money you deserve, the Sputnik and Greeb Law Group can help.
SPUTNIK: Call the Sputnik and Greeb Law Group today.
GREEB: Because WE fight
BOTH: for YOU.