Phantaseta SFX 1: A lovely chime. NARRATOR: Are you alone again this Valentine’s season? WHISPER: PHANTÁSETA.(fan-TAS-it-uh) NARRATOR: Are the pressures of your civilization making it hard for you to find true love? WHISPER: PHANTÁSETA. NARRATOR: Then consider planning a trip to Phantáseta, the beautiful home planet of the Phantasetans in the Mooper Sector. WHISPER: PHANTASETA. […]
LEPTON: Welcome back to Iron Tyrant with me, your host Lepton Brown. Our doomtestants have been whipping up a little bespoke Apocalypse for the cultists of the planet Fleeve. Doomtestant Gandra has been planning… something; she won’t tell us, and doomtestant Malmo Zarathustra hopes to wow the judges with a fireworks spectacular. Doomtestant Quantas’s […]
ROMANCE FOR ONE SFX 1: Maybe some violin.SPOKES: Are you alone this romantic season? Have you utterly and completely failed to convince another that you are worthy of their affection? Have you encountered affection, but just felt so unworthy of it that you pushed it away? Are you perfectly comfortable alone and actually prefer it […]
SFX 1: Intense music sting (think Who Wants to Be a Millionaire) LEPTON: Welcome back to Iron Tyrant, the show where we take planets full of hopeless, pitiful beings and match them with the celebrity tyrants that will whip them into shape. Planet Norx C from episode 33 is now happily under the domination of […]
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