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A Very Merry Never Rad Mistletoey

Can you hear those spacebells jingling? Join us for a miscellaneous holiday celebration, featuring saucer sales, the trials and tribulations of a starship janitor, legal advice from Sputnik and Greeb, rocket spats, and a festive poem.

Miscellany

Halloween Special – AGAS A B’Damned Family’s Value and YGMB Part 1

In the first half of the Hallo-Rad MiscellanyOctober Spacestravaganza, Space Lord Cesar Salamander returns triumphant (?) in A Gentleman About Space: A B’Damned Family’s Value. Sal is forced to infiltrate the mysterious B’Damned family to secure what matters most: his family’s fortune. That’s followed up with a super-special episode of space’s number one true crime […]

Miscellany

Fornicrate 4, Paranoidoxica, Probes R Us 3

FORNICRATE 4 MIMI:               What’s up, Hot Wing Nation. Mimi here! Hey, you know what I want to talk about—besides the greatest birds in America? ForniCrate.                     I know, I know, I can hear what you’re saying, “Isn’t that just another one of those dumb subscription boxes like HomeCannibal or […]

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Iron Tyrant Part 3

MFX:    Return Cue LEPTON:    Welcome back to Iron Tyrant. When we left off, Professor Quantus Verblanskowicz had put thousands of Fleevians to work mining ore for a giant smashing machine. The trouble is that the planet Fleeve is relatively poor in ores and minerals. QUANTUS:    SMASH! SMASH! HATE! LEPTON:    Quantus will likely have to import […]

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Phantaseta, Probes R Us 2, Fornicrate 2, Edible Jewelry

Phantaseta SFX 1: A lovely chime. NARRATOR: Are you alone again this Valentine’s season? WHISPER: PHANTÁSETA.(fan-TAS-it-uh) NARRATOR: Are the pressures of your civilization making it hard for you to find true love? WHISPER: PHANTÁSETA. NARRATOR: Then consider planning a trip to Phantáseta, the beautiful home planet of the Phantasetans in the Mooper Sector. WHISPER: PHANTASETA. […]