We have reached the end of our Halloween special!

MFX 1: Freaky haunted organ music

NARRATOR: Alas, my peregrines, our time together has drawn to a close and we now must bid an ominous adieu to our festive confabulation. Remember, my friends, that the secrets of the midnight are always waiting for us out beyond the boundaries of our awareness, out beyond the last vestiges of starlight, deep within the dark excesses of the supernatural.

Join me again next week, when we will once again journey into the unparallelled secrets…of the midnight.

[closing ominous laugh]

MFX 2: Closing haunted organ music

ANNOUNCER: Secrets of the Midnight is made possible by…
A grant from the Jon T. and David G. MacGuffin Foundation, Tom Tuttle’s Mortuary and Discount Florist, Gay Water, a Kennedy Center, but not the one you’re thinking of, the National Science Foundation, and viewers like you.

Thank you.

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