The Never Rad Miscellany https://www.neverrad.com/ The Never Rad Miscellany is a live dramatized table read of original audio science fiction serials in the style of The Thrilling Adventure Hour meets The Twilight Zone. Come see a live show in Phoenix! Tue, 22 Oct 2019 02:45:18 +0000 en-US © 2019 The Never Rad Miscellany Audio Science Fiction The Never Rad Miscellany serial The Never Rad Miscellany is a live dramatized table read of original audio science fiction serials in the style of The Thrilling Adventure Hour meets The Twilight Zone. Come see a live show in Phoenix! The Never Rad Miscellany info@neverrad.com clean https://www.neverrad.com/wp-content/uploads/Volume-1-Introduction-mp3-image.png The Never Rad Miscellany https://www.neverrad.com/ https://wordpress.org/?v=5.1.3 A Gentleman About Space Episode 3: Up in Arms https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/a-gentleman-about-space-episode-4-up-in-arms/ Mon, 21 Oct 2019 13:00:03 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=308 full The self-proclaimed dashing adventurer Space Lord Cesar Salamander has turned his attention to the issue of security. He sets off to procure a weapon befitting a Space Gentleman of his stature—as dangerous as it is sexy—and of course, his valet Q.C. Edgetest must shoulder the burden (literally) of his newest obsession.

A Gentleman About Space is written by Matt Braman, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Salamander, William Crook as QC Edgetest, Briauna Kittle as Det. LaFemme, and Matt Braman as Laser Joe.

Music and sound by Matt Braman.

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Dark Sovereign Episode 3 https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/dark-sovereign-episode-3/ Mon, 14 Oct 2019 13:00:39 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=305 full The crew of the Lucis are still stranded on Hunk O’ Gray, and things are starting to get tense. After an argument with Parker, Tamara takes Posi into the temple to investigate the next chambers…it seems their search has awakened a being Tamara never expected to encounter.

Dark Sovereign is written by Briauna Kittle, and features the voices of Ricco Machado Torres as Parker, Jenae Hirsch as Tamara, Conrad Miszuk as Positron 817, and Jamie Haas as the Sovereign.

Music and sound by CodySean Hazelle.

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Never Rad Announcement 3: Halloween https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/never-rad-announcement-3-halloween/ Tue, 08 Oct 2019 03:03:07 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=297 trailer October 27th, 2019. https://www.neverrad.com/ticket

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Peaceful Digiternia Episode 3 – Compile https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/peaceful-digiternia-episode-3-compile/ Mon, 07 Oct 2019 09:41:44 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=293 full Wyatt and Vivian do their best to make a new friend, but the system, and its recently freed processing resources, have some surprises in store.

Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Jenae Hirsch as Vivian, Jamie Haas as Carlie, and Kitt Keller as Computer.

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A Gentleman About Space Episode 2 – Malodorous Masquerade https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/a-gentleman-about-space-episode-2-malodorous-masquerade/ Mon, 02 Sep 2019 13:03:29 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=275 full Lord Cesar Salamander, self-proclaimed space-ladies’ man extraordinaire, is off to seduce a pair of space-princesses at the signing of the Kylondrio peace treaty, but all is not smooth sailing. With QC exasperatedly at his side, Salamander navigates the high-intrigue worlds of diplomacy, journalism, and noise ordinances. If he wants to get the girl(s), he’ll have to use all his…uh… cleverness?

AGAS is written by Matt Braman, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Salamander, William Crook as QC Edgetest, Briauna Kittle as Det. LaFemme, and Ricco Machado-Torres as the Security Chief.

Music and sound by Matt Braman.

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Interstitial – Aud-Dribble https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/interstitial-aud-dribble/ Mon, 02 Sep 2019 13:00:26 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=273 full We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running!

(Audribble is not a real product. Do not attempt to purchase Audribble. Audribble is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Jamie Haas)

Sound by Conrad Miszuk.

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Phoenix Lights Episode 2 – The Force of Air https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/phoenix-lights-episode-2-the-force-of-air/ Mon, 26 Aug 2019 13:05:00 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=265 full It’s June 1946, and strange things are in the air. Beautiful, mysterious Emma Blaise has come to private eye Pal Vargas for help: her husband is missing, and nothing about his disappearance adds up. As Pal tries to get answers from Mrs. Blaise, they both find themselves caught in a web of lies and misdirections. In the desert, everyone has something to hide…

Phoenix Lights is written by Kitt Keller and features the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Pal, Jamie Haas as Emma, Jenae Hirsch as Minnie, William Crook as the announcer, and Kitt Keller as the Joyce Cigarette Girl.

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Interstitial: Quality Control Records https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/interstitial-quality-control-records/ Mon, 26 Aug 2019 13:00:37 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=262 full The highly motivated staff at Miscellany Quality Control are here to take care of you. Our phones lines are always open; give us a call at (224)CALL-RAD.

Quality Control was written by Matt Braman and features the voices of Ricco Machado-Torres as the Caller, Briauna Kittle as Operator 1, Jamie Haas as Operator 2, and Conrad Miszuk as the voice.

Music and sound by CodySean Hazelle.

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Volume 2 Intermission https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/volume-2-intermission/ Mon, 19 Aug 2019 13:05:56 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=247 full Your call is important to us. Please remain on the line.

Intermission facts written by Conrad Miszuk. Music and sound by Matt Braman. Read by Jamie Haas.

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Dark Sovereign Episode 2 https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/dark-sovereign-episode-2/ Mon, 19 Aug 2019 13:00:56 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=243 full The crew of the Lucis find that they are stranded on the planet Hunk O’ Gray with no way of communicating with their mother ship. Captain Parker frets about repairs (and about everything else) while Tamara decides to dig deeper into the mysterious alien temple they’ve discovered buried beneath the planet’s surface. But Parker has been hearing things…an eerie voice that seems to be summoning him to some dark and unknown fate.

Dark Sovereign is written by Briauna Kittle, and features the voices of Ricco Machado Torres as Parker, Jenae Hirsch as Tamara, Conrad Miszuk as Positron 817, and Jamie Haas as the Sovereign.

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Interstitial: Caring for Your Kraken https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/caring-for-your-kraken/ Mon, 12 Aug 2019 13:10:53 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=239 full 12 It is important for every good citizen to learn the importance of Responsibility. This short film, produced by Coronello Pictures for the War Education Authority, is designed to help you and your child learn about the value of Responsibility and how every citizen can practice Responsibility at home by adopting and caring for a pet.

Caring for Your Kraken was written by Kitt Keller and featured the voices of William Crook as the announcer, and Ricco Machado Torres as the Voice of the Government

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Peaceful Digiternia Episode 2 – Maximilian https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/digiternia-2/ Mon, 12 Aug 2019 13:05:05 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=233 full 11 Wyatt Carney has hacked his own afterlife. He and ex-(in both senses of the word) girlfriend Vivian Hughes have built themselves a digital mall, complete with digital Muzak, as a meeting place to get to know their fellow digital decedents. Their first encounter with one of their Digiternia neighbors doesn’t quite go as planned…and what in Peaceful Digiternia is Computer up to?

Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Jenae Hirsch as Vivian, Ricco Machado Torres as Maximilian, and Kitt Keller as Computer.

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Volume 2 Introduction https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/v2-introduction/ Mon, 12 Aug 2019 13:00:02 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=237 full 10 Special thanks to our Patreon patrons!

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A Gentleman About Space Episode 1 – Sartorial Malfunctions https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/a-gentleman-about-space-1/ Mon, 15 Jul 2019 13:03:51 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=195 full Meet Lord Cesar Salamander: space layabout, space playboy, and space millionaire, constantly attended and assisted by his long-suffering, quick-witted robot valet QC Edgetest. In this episode, Lord Salamander explains the finer points of peacocking, attends the society soiree of Lady Upsilon, and turns a murder-most-foul into a meet-cute with alluring detective Saoirse LaFemme of the Space Police.

AGAS is written by Matt Braman, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Salamander, William Crook as QC Edgetest, Briauna Kittle as Det. LaFemme, and Kitt Keller as Lady Upsilon.

Music by Matt Braman and sound by Cody Sean Hazelle.

Give them all some money at www.patreon.com/neverrad

The NeverRad Miscellany is produced and directed by Conrad Miszuk and is recorded live at The Rebel Lounge in Phoenix, AZ approximately every other month. Find out more at www.neverrad.com, or visit our various and sundry socials media:

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Interstitial: Catchphrasr https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/catchphrasr-1/ Mon, 15 Jul 2019 13:00:15 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=190 full Subscribe today to get new catchphrases in your mail!

We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running!

(Catchphrasr is not a real product. Do not attempt to purchase Catchphrasr. Catchphrasr is written by Kitt Keller and features the voice of Matt Braman.)

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Phoenix Lights Episode 1 – Pilot https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/phoenix-lights-1/ Mon, 08 Jul 2019 13:03:21 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=187 full It’s June 1946 and private eye Pal Vargas is every bit the classic film-noir detective, right down to the hat and is deep in thought until secretary Minnie Brown opens the door with a beautiful woman in tow. Emma Blaise is a woman with a problem only Pal can solve: her husband is missing, and his late-night top secret military experiments just might have something to do with his disappearance. It sure doesn’t help that Pal is hearing things…

Phoenix Lights is written by Kitt Keller and features the voices of Shonda Royall as Pal, Jamie Hendricks as Emma, Jenae Hirsch as Minnie, William Crook as the radio announcer, and Kitt Keller as the Joyce Cigarette Girl.

Music and sound by Conrad Miszuk and Cody Sean Hazelle.

Give them all some money at www.patreon.com/neverrad

The Never Rad Miscellany is produced and directed by Conrad Miszuk and is recorded live at The Rebel Lounge in Phoenix, AZ approximately every other month. Find out more at www.neverrad.com, or visit our various and sundry socials media:

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Interstitial: Box Away Your Feelings https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/box-away-your-feelings-1/ Mon, 08 Jul 2019 13:00:55 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=184 full Learn to take your feelings and box them away!

We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running!

(Box Away Your Feelings is not a real product. Do not attempt to purchase Box Away Your Feelings. Box Away Your Feelings is written by Briauna Kittle, and features the voices of William Crook as Todd, Conrad Miszuk as Normie, Briauna Kittle as Thad and Ricco Machado Torres as Nerd.)

Music and sound by Cody Sean Hazelle and Conrad Miszuk.

Give them all some money at www.patreon.com/neverrad

The Never Rad Miscellany is produced and directed by Conrad Miszuk and is recorded live at The Rebel Lounge in Phoenix, AZ approximately every other month. Find out more at www.neverrad.com, or visit our various and sundry socials media:

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Volume 1 Intermission https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/intermission-1/ Mon, 01 Jul 2019 13:01:04 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=177 full Your call is important to us. Please remain on the line.

Intermission written by the Never Rad Miscellany. Answering machine voice played by Jenae Hirsch. Music by Matt Braman.

Give them all some money at www.patreon.com/neverrad

The Never Rad Miscellany is produced and directed by Conrad Miszuk and is recorded live at The Rebel Lounge in Phoenix, AZ approximately every other month. Find out more at www.neverrad.com, or visit our various and sundry socials media:

Tumblr: www.tumblr.com/neverrad

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The Dark Sovereign Episode 1 https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/the-dark-sovereign-1/ Mon, 01 Jul 2019 13:00:32 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=174 full The crew of the collector ship Lucis has been sent out on a mission to explore the extremely-literally-named planet Hunk o’ Gray. Satellite information indicates the planet might—just might—support life. Scientist Tamara is excited to get the chance to be the first human to encounter interstellar life forms, while Captain Parker is cautious…well, skittish…well, really, really nervous about the whole thing. Their every move is carefully recorded by Positron 817 (aka Starebot), a robot with no concept of personal boundaries and no way to cover its gigantic creepy eyes. Parker’s bad vibes only get worse when he starts hearing mysterious voices. And then, Tamara makes a discovery nobody anticipated…

Dark Sovereign is written by Briauna Kittle, and features the voices of Ricco Machado Torres as Parker, Jenae Hirsch as Tamara, Conrad Miszuk as Starebo—I mean, Positron 817, Shonda Royall as the Sovereign, and Kitt Keller as Admiral Soma.

Music and sound by Cody Sean Hazelle.

Give them all some money at www.patreon.com/neverrad

The Never Rad Miscellany is produced and directed by Conrad Miszuk and is recorded live at The Rebel Lounge in Phoenix, AZ approximately every other month. Find out more at www.neverrad.com, or visit our various and sundry socials media:

Tumblr: www.tumblr.com/neverrad

Twitter: www.twitter.com/neverrad

Insta: www.instagram.com/never.rad

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Interstitial: Yotota Theseus https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/yotota-theseus/ Mon, 24 Jun 2019 13:02:04 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=163 full We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running!

(Yotota Theseus is not a real product. Do not attempt to purchase Yotota Theseus. Yotota Theseus is written by Matt Braman, and features the voice of Shonda Royall.)

Music by Conrad Miszuk (and some guy named Vivaldi) and sound by Cody Sean Hazelle.

Give them all some money at www.patreon.com/neverrad

The Never Rad Miscellany is produced and directed by Conrad Miszuk and is recorded live at The Rebel Lounge in Phoenix, AZ approximately every other month. Find out more at www.neverrad.com, or visit our various and sundry socials media:

Tumblr: www.tumblr.com/neverrad

Twitter: www.twitter.com/neverrad

Insta: www.instagram.com/never.rad

Facebook: www.facebook.com/neverrad

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Peaceful Digiternia Episode 1 – Waking Up https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/peaceful-digiternia-01-waking-up/ Mon, 24 Jun 2019 13:01:30 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=160 full After a long and full life, one-time computer security expert Wyatt Carney dies…then finds himself in Peaceful Digiternia Heights, a digital afterlife server that was abandoned decades ago while still stuck in Version 1.0. He’s got no way out, no way to talk to the outside world, and a constant companion in the form of a needy, excitable digital assistant who can’t really assist him much. And, oh yeah: his ex-girlfriend is here too, and she’s not happy to see him. This afterlife thing just keeps getting better and better.

Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Jenae Hirsch as Vivian, and Kitt Keller as Computer.

Music and sound by Conrad Miszuk.

Give them all some money at www.patreon.com/neverrad

The NeverRad Miscellany is produced and directed by Conrad Miszuk and is recorded live at The Rebel Lounge in Phoenix, AZ approximately every other month. Find out more at www.neverrad.com, or visit our various and sundry socials media:

Tumblr: www.tumblr.com/neverrad

Twitter: www.twitter.com/neverrad

Insta: www.instagram.com/never.rad

Facebook: www.facebook.com/neverrad

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Volume 1 Introduction https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/volume-1-introduction/ Mon, 24 Jun 2019 13:00:58 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=156 full CONRAD: Greetings and welcome to the premiere of the Never Rad Miscellany. My name is Conrad Miszuk and I am the director of this project. What you are about to see and/or hear is the finest surrealist and science fiction known to this arm of the galaxy. I know. I checked. It understandably took a little while. Some of you might consider that a waste of time, but I needed to do my due diligence. Someone might ask what about that other miscellany from the United States of Yurtis on Orlania 9? Huh? What about that? Then I can say, I checked. And it wasn’t as good.

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Trailer https://www.neverrad.com/miscellany/trailer/ Wed, 01 May 2019 07:00:29 +0000 NeverRadmin https://www.neverrad.com/?p=302 trailer The Never Rad Miscellany is a collection of dramatized audio science fiction, usually performed live. Here’s a taste.

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